Music:The Seinfeld Theme playing on a continuous loop in my head
Should I invest in a hairnet and rubber gloves?
When I get frustrated, I go on a cleaning binge. Does that make me a girlie man? Most certainly, but I don't care. Once, just once -- I will clean this apartment from top to bottom. It will probably be when we move, and I will not know the glory of a completely clean living space. This is how my life typically works. It's an episode of Seinfeld, like everything in the universe.